Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none

It was simpler just to keep things simple.

I was seven when he hung himself, and I don't remember all that much, and anything I did remember, I've managed to forget.

To every soul that knows how to pray, to every soul that by faith comes to Jesus, the true mercy seat, divine sovereignty wears no dark and terrible aspect but is full of love.

It appears first, that liberty is a natural, and government an adventitious right, because all men were originally free.

We're not willing to give black leaders second chances because, in most cases, we're not willing to give them first chances.

As Believers, we shine brightest in a sad and dark world; like a diamond that illuminates best when placed on black velvet.

The key to all enlightenment is to have personal experiences in the world of light. All you need to do that is to meditate.

We may affirm, then, that the main drift of the later Renaissance was away from a humanism that favored a free expansion toward a humanism that was in the highest degree disciplinary and selective.

My God is not improbable to me. He has no need of a creation story for himself or to be fine-tuned by something else.