Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.

If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.

A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.

I feel sure that coups d'état would go much better if there were seats, boxes, and stalls so that one could see what was happening and not miss anything.

Debauchery is perhaps an act of despair in the face of infinity.

A poet is a man who puts up a ladder to a star and climbs it while playing a violin.

People don't like the true and simple; they like fairy tales and humbug.

Historians tell the story of the past, novelists the story of the present.

As a general truth, it is safe to say that any picture that produces a moral impression is a bad picture.

Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization.

There are only two great currents in the history of mankind: the baseness which makes conservatives and the envy which makes revolutionaries.

Lord Derfel, you do insult a man so very easily. What was it to be? My head in a pit dunged by slaves? What a paltry imagination you do have. Mine, I fear, sometimes seems excessive, even to me.

I found myself, lost inside the depths of my darkest days amazed to find the most of you watching me hoping i’d stay.

Poetry is what I've done my whole life. And every important thing in my life had found itself into poems.

Eighty percent of our criminals come from unsympathetic homes.

If somebody says, "I love you," to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? "I love you, too."

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

I love tango, and I used to dance when I was young.

After I exhausted the blues thing, I got into jazz.

I wanted to be where nobody I knew could ever come.

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