Laughter survives... it has to survive.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

I took up windsurfing to explore my own courage.

You can achieve the set-goals with passion, persistent with perseverance.

One person's greatest regret is another person's greatest memory.

The priceless lesson in the New Year is that endings birth beginnings and beginnings birth endings. And in this elegantly choreographed dance of life, neither ever find an end in the other.

Always have old memories, and young hopes.

Economists say the inability to delay gratification is a primary predictor of economic failure in life.

Let us remember that the times which future generations delight to recall are not those of ease and prosperity, but those of adversity bravely borne.

All my friends / viewing the moon – / an ugly bunch.

A difficult situation, not for one individual, but for everybody

A boat is safe in the harbor. But this is not the purpose of a boat.