Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion." (Truvey Jones)

smile, It increases your face value

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.

Oh, honey, God don't care which church you go, long as you show up!

The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish...Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

The method of 'postulating' what we want has many advantages

I don’t own anything, but I have everything.

IT’S THE HOME OF THE FUTURE!! WHERE YOUR SAFTY IS ASSURED, AND YOUR HAPPINESS IS GUARANTEED!!

Goodness is to do good to the deserving and love the good and hate the wicked, and not to be eager to inflict punishment or take vengeance, but to be gracious and kindly and forgiving.

The mind naturally makes progress, and the will naturally clings to objects; so that for want of right objects, it will attach itself to wrong ones.

Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous.

... we all know the wag's definition of a philanthropist: a man whose charity increases directly as the square of the distance.

If you win power, remember why you wanted it.

I dare say you believe I'm going to die. I bet you don't believe you're going to die. You know it, but you don't believe it. Imaginatively, I think we find it impossible to believe we don't exist.

As long as a man does not sin, he is feared. As soon as he sins, he himself is in fear.