Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

From a heart of stone, to a heart of flesh, love makes new what sin makes old

When the world uncovers some dark disguise, Embrace the darkness with averted eyes.

it’s helpful to focus your child’s attention on the present moment by deciding together on one thing you may particularly look for.

I firmly believe that deep in their soul everyone has a champion that can overcome obstacles and do great things.

New York has the best tap water.

You must plan to be spontaneous.

I am sensual and very physical. I'm very erotic. But my sexuality exists on a sort of a fantasy level.

Writing has made me a better man. It has put me in contact with those fleeting moments which prove the existence.

Raise your words, not your voice.

The cross grants us position, the Holy Spirit gives us experience.