Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

There is a special place in hell for women that will not help one another.

When you treat a person right in the present they turn out better in the future.

Life's not that simple. Not so easy to move on when the anger you've got is what keeps you going.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?

We're committed to making sure parents have affordable, quality early learning for their kids - there's no question about it.

For critics, as they are birds of prey, have ever a natural inclination to carrion.

It has always been quite apparent to me that no important story can fail to tell us something of value to us.

In common with many others in the varied branches of our profession, my academic education is subnormal.

You cannot change the world if you don't change your own world first.

Creativity is no big deal.