Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

When the mind, body, and spirit work together I believe anything is possible.

Don't pretend to comfort me, my friend. I might also pretend to not let you down.

Contrary to popular belief, I have always had a wonderful repertoire with my players.

While I don't think that Twitter is really an appropriate place for someone who seriously needs help, it shows the impact that we can have when we collectively come together to support someone.

This is God's universe, buddy, not yours, and he has the final say about what's ego and what isn't.

There is no difference between machine autonomy and the abdication of human responsibility.

My personal analysis is that, if you are concerned about U.S. foreign policy and getting into foolish wars, then Hillary Clinton is not your woman. On the other hand, I mean neither is Donald Trump.

That's going to be the biggest problem, to make people feel like it's cool for them to like my music.

Solitude is essentially the discovery and acceptance of our uniqueness.

The entropy of the universe tends to a maximum.