Law sutes consume time, and mony, and rest, and friends.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

Have the courage to rise from the challenges of life like a phoenix from the flames or you'll get lost in the ashes of despair, pain, and regret.

For one to define and understand the nature of the universe, one must firstunderstand the nature of the force behind its existence.

Happiness seems made to be shared.

Blood alone literally moves the wheels of history.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

The rolling contract was designed to specifically take away some of that retirement talk and retirement issue.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

Hollow commitments to action in the future are insufficient. Deferring difficult issues must not be tolerated. Our children and grandchildren expect us to speak and act decisively.

That's the job of the entertainer, to entertain, not to motivate or inspire people to get violent!

The only way you can be free is to know is that you are worthwhile as a distinct human being.