Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.

The more one judges, the less one loves.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Some day you will find out that there is far more happiness in another's happiness than in your own.

Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but by striking true.

Ah! What pleasure it must be to a woman to suffer for the one she loves!

Though the human heart may have to pause for rest when climbing the heights of affection it rarely stops on the slippery slope of hatred.

Our worst misfortunes never happen, and most miseries lie in anticipation.

Reading brings us unknown friends

All happiness depends on courage and work.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

You know what, I'm very attracted to someone who makes me laugh and is that charming. Really, I could be charmed by anyone. I'm just a sucker for somebody that is charming.

To meditate is to listen with a receptive heart.

Always consider investing in a grade-A man with a grade-B idea. Never invest in a grade-B man with a grade-A idea.

We need to get rid of the growing army of temporary workers now filling the ranks of academy. This is scandalous; it weakens both the power of the faculty and exploits these workers.

It is not in the nature of true greatness to be exclusive and arrogant.

The last thing that man will understand in nature is the performance of his brain.

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

Unemployment doles can have no other effect than the perpetuation of unemployment.

I'd like my records to reach as many people as possible, but I'm also thinking in terms of how I can keep from getting jaded or unhappy with the process.