Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they are meant to serve.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

there is no problems, only solutions".

Give me a half hour's conversation. I will know more than I will reading 20 magazines.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

I think self-esteem comes from work.

It is hard to try and find a rhythm when you're only out there for short spurts, but it's fine.

I don’t know, shifted a little or something, smoothed down–people would think of me the way they think of Dave, and everything would always be perfect. I would be perfect.

The heart, like the mind, has a memory. And in it are kept the most precious keepsakes.

I don't like to lose. I don't expect to lose.

I'm a gun owner. I'm a strong second amendment supporter.

The only thing I won't do is theater.