Lawsuits should not be used to destroy a viable and independent distribution system. The solution lies in the marketplace and not the courtroom.

Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Armchair warriors often fail - and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales

Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone.

The trouble with you and me my friend, is the trouble with this nation, too many blessings, too little Appreciation.

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you.

There are people in your life who've come and gone, they let you down and hurt your pride. Better put it all behind you, life goes on, you keep carrying that anger, it'll eat you up inside.

Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.

It's an inside job to learn about forgiving, it's an inside job to hang on to the joy of living.

It was always disconcerting to discover that you shared opinions with someone you had no respect for.

Victory at all costs victory in spite of all terror victory however long and hard the road may be for without victory there is no survival.

God will judge us by our own thoughts and deeds, not by what others say about us.

Every American carries in his bloodstream the heritage of the malcontent and the dreamer.

In our corrupted state, common weaknesses and defects contribute more towards the reconciling us to one another than all the precepts of the philosophers and divines.

You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was for war. He was against rich people and he was for them. He was a kaleidoscope

Theory is knowledge that doesn't work. Practice is when everything works and you don't know why.

I always see my wife as the clever one, as the wise one in the family.

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress.

Marriage is a matter of more worth Than to be dealt in by attorneyship.