"Lawyers Are": Those whose interests and abilities lie in perverting, confounding and eluding the law.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

Movement is life!

If you are an aspiring leader and you have not yet gone through any trouble, prepare for one. It is by going through the hard times that you become harder against the storms of life.

As I'm getting older, I'm really learning unconditional love and loyalty are extremely important.

To choose one sock from each of infinitely many pairs of socks requires the Axiom of Choice, but for shoes the Axiom is not needed.

The real guru is the pure intellect within; and the purified, deeply aspiring mind is the disciple.

The people who invented race, who grouped us together as "black," were inventing and categorizing their ability to do something vicious and wrong.

When you are trying to understand the world, it is unwise to assume that you occupy a privileged position in it.

It's not because my mind is made up that I don't want you to confuse me with any more facts. It's because my mind isn't made up. I already have more facts than I can cope with.

I was always talking about what I could and would do, and you would always make rhymes about the competion even though we werent thinking about competition.

The Democrats want corporations to shut down and move, because it allows them to tell you how rotten and mean corporations are.