Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

Get to work. Your work is to keep cranking the flywheel that turns the gears that spin the belt in the engine of belief that keeps you and your desk in midair.

A wound won't heal if you keep touching it.

It is very important to understand why those annoying people annoy you and then figure out where that fits into your world.

Your mom's a discrepancy.

The envious die not once, but as oft as the envied win applause.

The majority of women in America look like me.

The manager asks how and when; the leader asks what and why - Warren Bennis, Leadership Guru It is not so much that man is a herd animal, said Freud, but that he is a horde animal led by a chief

I don't say we are a defensive team. I say we are a strong team in defensive terms, but at the same time lacking sufficient fluidity in attack because that will take time to come.

That is the road we all have to take - over the Bridge of Sight into eternity.

When I breathe, This sound in my chest Lonelier than the winter wind