Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

So wise so young, they say, do never live long.

The greatest sacred sayings

Life is Death. Death is Life. Teach the deserving. Teach with passion. Learn always. Assume Nothing.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious

Everything not forbidden by the laws of nature, he assured her - quoting a colleague down the hall - is mandatory.

Perfect love of God means the complete union of our will with God's.

Keep it locked up inside Don't talk about it Talk about the weather Can't see the light

the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

What you do for an ungrateful man is thrown away.