Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Around thrones the thunder rolls.

Never seek permission to be yourself.

Why are the police REALLY having trouble recruiting officers - especially Black officers? We have to bridge the gap between community and law enforcement.

I think it's the bravest thing in the world - to run straight at love, even knowing how badly you could get hurt.

Short questions with long answers, my boy.

Money won't buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can't learn history in reverse!

this one whom habit of memory propels to the ground of his making, sleeper only the mortal sounds can sing awake, this blessing love gives again into our arms.

Each thing we see hides something else we want to see.