Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

I'd like to think that on a lot of teams, I'd be a No.1. The thing I do know is that every time I take the mound, in my mind I'm the best pitcher in the league.

Genius is when an idea and the execution of that idea are simultaneous.

Music becomes very personal. When you marry a message you want to send out into the world with good music, all of a sudden you have a very potent way of delivering your message.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

We may freak out globally, but we suffer locally.

If you're a person that has low income, you probably should have more assistance than a person with high income.

My mother is very ideologically based, and her ideology is much more important in many ways than her personal relationships.

This is an exciting world. It is cram packed with opportunity. Great moments await around every corner.

All think what other people think; All know the man their neighbor knows. Lord, what would they say Did their Catullus walk that way?