Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.

Once you run and once you win with an unabashed progressive feminist standard, then it becomes easier for everybody else who's running.

Fear is the enemy of hope.

I cannot tell a lie. I cut down the cherry tree.

If I were a doctor, I would prescribe that you addict yourself deeply and irrevocably to music and never, ever seek cure outside of more music. It really is the best drug available.

Are you decent?" a woman's voice called, pushing the door cautiously ajar. "Nay, but we're clothed," Cian purred.

I attempt to connect with my muse and go on demon rides.

I wasn't there that day to get on the three forty-seven to Yass", he says. "I was there to throw myself in front of it.

Books were like old friends, with their worn covers and well-thumbed pages.

My theory is that the world is a difficult place to live in and distraction is the name of the game.