Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Embellishing a story for whatever reason proves you're a liar. Doing it in front of someone who knows the truth proves your stupidity.

I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am.

Nature is just to all mankind, and repays them for their industry. She renders them industrious by annexing rewards in proportion to their labor.

You have overburdened your argument with ostentatious erudition.

The hunger and desire to go racing, however, never leaves your blood but the right opportunity has never really come along - until now that is.

You have to be disciplined because if you lose your discipline and lose your shape, we're playing against better players, so they'll take advantage.

It's up to history to judge.

You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement?

When one treats people with benevolence, justice and righteousness, and reposes confidence in them, the army will be united in mind and all will be happy to serve their leaders.

Children need explanations and they deserve explanations.