Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

What is inside of you is where your wealth is and where your treasures comes from

There is a power within and without. If you ask, it answers. It's just a matter of being calm and wise and listening. It takes years.

I stand, and wait among the sea foam. I swim in my own tears-I sing without my voice. I do not reach for higher ground, because I have lapped in the churning waters.

If I were pressed, I would admit that she was beautiful, in a dead bride sort of way.

Scientific truth is marvelous, but moral truth is divine and whoever breathes its air and walks by its light has found the lost paradise.

It was not really possible to understand oneself, let alone another human being.

There are an infinite number of boring things to do in science.

I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.

Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs, and I will shout it from the rooftops.