Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

You can never have too many friends.

I'm a 'bleeding-heart liberal,' one of those card-carrying Democrats that Rush Limbaugh thinks is a communist. And I'm proud of it.

Too many actors have run for office. There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

We know what the surface of the moon is better than we know what the surface of the sea floor is.

Acting is just common sense. It isn't hard if you put yourself aside and just do what the writer wrote.

Maybe we will meet again in the paths of dreaming, but my heart tells me this is farewell.

How can the nation be mightier, without unity of its citizens?

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

If you're just going to meet consumer or clients' demands, you might as well be a plumber - the work will be more frequently available.

Mankind, which has always been a part of nature, has reached a point where it is too much for nature to accommodate.

I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

I've never seen bad drawing destroy a good idea. On the other hand, I've never seen a good drawing save a bad idea.

I'm still digging long-established bands like U2 - they're new to me!