Learning is a lifetime process, but there comes a time when we must stop adding and start updating.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

There is nothing as delicate, as stunning, and as vulnerable as the heart.

With every vial of success there is always a pinch of madness.

to love is to destroy

Speak out in acts; the time for words has passed, and only deeds will suffice.

Life isn't pretty but it sure is beautiful.

Being Vice President is difficult. Don't make it tougher.

I thought of America as this crazy, happy, exciting place where everybody's rich and there's stuff everywhere. Compared to Pakistan, it's not untrue.

They may not use the word better. But they certainly believe that they'll go to heaven and Jews will not.

I don't really use the Internet or the newspapers to find out about people.