Learning lines is hard for me because I have the attention span of a six year old. That's why being on planes all the time is so useful - I'm forced to learn out of boredom.

Up there on the screen, we can all fly. But down here on earth, we need to be each others wings.

I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I'm a complete fruit loop.

I'm as voyeuristic and intrigued as the next person as to how celebrities live.

The fear of messing up is what makes you work harder!

I always try to describe making movies like summer camp, or some holiday where you spend all day, every day with a new group of people whom you kind of love and then never see again.

You never know what's right, what you feel inside versus what is portrayed.

I love the Potter films. I found them the most wonderful sort of escapism every year or two.

They're such hierarchical things, film sets, they're sort of mini societies. Often they're incredibly political places.

It can be a miserable profession, acting, because you always want what you can’t have.

Tequila is my salmon.

Hope, in anything but myself, is just way too dangerous right now…

A little of what you fancy does you good.

I enjoy being the messenger for God in terms of letting people know about HIV and AIDS.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life.

I always lift weights very heavy and spend a lot of time in the weight room.

The stage on which we play our little dramas of life and love has for most of us but one setting.

Examples of hostility toward religious values and those who hold them abound... This antireligious bigotry is not confined to the classroom.

Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.

I think, traditionally, when the federal government has gathered statistics, it's been done in silos, so every agency really focuses on the statistics that are important to agency.