Least said is soon disavowed.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

There is a power within and without. If you ask, it answers. It's just a matter of being calm and wise and listening. It takes years.

I'm always angry about the death of people who are still alive, their eyes are opened, yet they can't see anything...the spell of ignorance

When you're afraid because you don't know what comes next, I will be there to love you through it. So, I guess today, I'm asking you to let me.

I think that when you look at a guy like Luke Harper you can see that he does in fact smell.

It is impossible to explain. But what I like most is to eat.

By experts in poverty I do not mean sociologists, but poor men.

If you run away from a thing just because you don't like it, you don't like what you find either.

Knowledge must come through action. You can have no test which is not fanciful, save by trial.

Music is the soundtrack of our lives, it's essential for our lives.

It will soon be difficult to put up a shelf without a degree in shelf putting up.