Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

I've always been a direct guy.

If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

Life is a poem most people never read.

True contentment is a thing as active as agriculture. It is the power of getting out of any situation all that there is in it. It is arduous and it is rare.

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

I do things in my own way, but I've never felt any need to rebel.

War is an art and as such is not susceptible of explanation by fixed formula

I was happier then. Or was that I? Or am I now I? Can't bring back time. Like holding water in your hand. Would you go back to then? Just beginning then. Would you?

People settle for so much less because they find their identities in the world's fickle and untrue opinions. God made you royal with His blood. Live.

Try to be surprised by something every day.

Longevity is having a chronic disease - and taking care of it.

Love every part of yourself. Even the things that frustrate you. They make you who you are!