Leave off asking what tomorrow will bring, and whatever days fortune will give, count them as profit.

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day; live life to the fullest; make the most of what you have. It is later than you think.

Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered for they are gone forever.

Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is character.

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant.

It is impossible to enslave, mentally or socially, a bible-reading people. The principles of the bible are the groundwork of human freedom.

The great virtue of parents is a great dowry.

It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy.

Carpe diem. (Seize the day.)

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed.

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. You may as well borrow a person's money as his time.

Its hard to die. Harder to live

Honesty is love but deception is hatred.

When you're young, everything carries a twin charge of novelty and infinite possibility

I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

David Steinberg was the reason the Smothers Brothers got cancelled.

You and I are essentially infinite choice-makers. In every moment of our existence, we are in that field of all possibilities where we have access to an infinity of choices.

Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.

I think Ive got a pretty good sense of humor.

Despair is a natural emotion.