Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Faith is fruitfulness.

Direct lies, small lies, huge lies, and lies of omission… these are all self-serving and sources of self-destruction.

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

In any war, people will pay the price.

I think the ears are a strange look for me. Quite big. But I loved the hair down to my shoulders. It felt right. I'm thinking of letting my hair go.

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I have been proposed to four times. Twice at the beginning of a relationship and twice at the end of a relationship. I've never said no. I just didn't give an answer!

Certainly, jazz has become more of a niche, which is surprising, because it's our music. It's the national music of America.

The French, the Italians, the Germans, the Spanish and the English have spent centuries killing each other.

The oat is the Horatio Alger of cereals, which progressed, if not from rags to riches, at least from weed to health food.