Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees.

Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, 'It's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind'? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!

If you label me, you negate me?

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!

I thought I had mono for a year...Turns out I was just really bored.

I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

If you have to shout to prove your point, you're probably wrong.

Growing up is a ritual, more deadly than religion, more complicated than baseball, for there seem to be no rules. Everything is experienced for the first time.

Sometimes the guys who look the most normal are the biggest pervs of all.

I really like to cook.

The more independent you want to be, the more generous you must be with yourself as a woman.

I would not be happy. If North Korea does a nuclear test, I will not be happy. And I can tell you also, I don't believe that the president of China, who is a very respected man, will be happy either.

I don't make things with my hands, although I studied woodworking and made furniture.

Teachers, I believe, are the most responsible and important members of society because their professional efforts affect the fate of the earth.

Genealogy: A perverse preoccupation of those who seek to demonstrate that their forebears were better people than they are.

I think it's important, if you are an artist, to use your music to stand up for what you believe in.