Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

By changing your perception, awareness, and actions you create yourself again and again.

Believe not the existence of an emotion nobler than the compassion!

I can't really have any friends. It's sad, really. It's lonely. But that's how I am.

If you ask me a question like what is your greatest accomplishment, it should be what I’m about to do

I had been writing professionally since 1988

The oppressed martyrs of our culture have shed blood that nourish the red tulips of our nation.

It's not really a preparation when you know the character that you're playing. It's not too difficult. It would be more difficult the first time, I guess.

It is in the everyday and the commonplace that we learn patience, acceptance, and contentment.

Everyone should prepare NOW for this change, for I promise you that it will come, and only those who are ready will survive.

For me photography was the means to the end, but they made it the most important thing. (On the discovery of X-ray photography.)