Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Seek the sacred light.

They are not free at all. They are essentially our prisoners.

I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

You really want to get a headache? Try to understand Internet advertising.

It is when we are most lost that we sometimes find our truest friends.

Birds buildbut not I build; no, but strain, Time's eunuch, and not breed one work that wakes. Mine,O thou lord of life, send my roots rain.

I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess. - Han Solo

There is always going to be competition. When you play for a top club, you're going to attract top players. It's part and parcel of football.

Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!

You have to always remember who your guest is, and thats who we cater to.