Lend, by your imperfections, self-esteem to others, and you will be invited everywhere.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what.

In any situation, you only need the strength of endurance.

It is not easy to escape mentally from a concrete situation, to refuse its ideology while continuing to live with its actual relationships.

I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand and wait in the world's longest queue. Just for the pleasure of a moment with you.

Talking much about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

The world would be a pretty dull place if it were made up only of the first-rate, right?

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it.

The world looks like a multiplication-table, or a mathematical equation, which, turn it how you will, balances itself.

One survey that I saw that was published I think in Variety or Electronic Media within the last three weeks says that now the average hour of radio in the United States has 18 minutes of commercials.

I think a healthy connection with the natural world actually makes us more human.