Length of a straight line is determined by the two tiny dots on both ends

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water

I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.

I think the meaning of life is life itself. We don't necessarily want to know what it is, but we want to live it. Hopefully, we'll go out fast without knowing it.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

One thing I can say about the French language is that no one in the world loves their language as much as they do.

Machiavelli had some cold tricks for people who wanted to be demagogues and wanted to take over the world.

Actors are very good at not revealing anything, so they're safe.

I'm terrified about psychic people who have their little shops.

I choose work with the people I like to work with.

I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

Do this exercise: Demolish the bridges of pessimism behind you. If you do this very well, you'll have no other choice than to move forward! Successful people are always optimistic!

Do your best when no one is looking.

Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth.

President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.

Always speak and think kindly about yourself, because your soul needs your love and approval.

I've had a lot of different responses to my films. I got a lot of support from 'The Piano,' the obvious one, but it feels like an ocean, with a lot going on - the goal is to keep alive.

Everything is a drug. Family, art, causes, new shoes… We’re all just tweaking our chem to avoid the void.

At that moment he knew one thing. The only thing that mattered. He loved her.

The techniques of artificial intelligence are to the mind what bureaucracy is to human social interaction.

I confidently affirm that the greater part of those who are supposed to have died of gout, have died of the medicine rather than the disease - a statement in which I am supported by observation.