Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you’re his second choice, don’t make him your first.

To me, the words “food” and “guilt” didn’t belong in the same sentence unless, say, you were referring to how you felt about the starving children in Africa.

The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Year.” Well when you put it like that it didn’t sound like such an accomplishment.

The entire partying lifestyle was superficial in my experience, and most of my friendships were as deep as a shot glass and as short-lived as a pack of cigarettes.

Lesson learned: If you’re already resorting to writing shitty poetry (not the lovey-dovey kind) to get your guys attention within one month of meeting him, he is not the one.

Woe unto them that call evil good and good evil.

I just learn my lines, go on set. Do my preparation, whatever that is. Have a cup of coffee. Say hello to everyone. And be friendly. "Action" - and then do it.

I think God has a plan for all of us, and even if that plan includes Hell, its still a plan.

It is probably very necessary to present your ego at some point.

I see, but cannot reach, the height That lies forever in the light.

It has been a privilege beyond belief for me to have represented the State of Louisiana in Congress and to have been given the blessed assignment of U.S. Ambassador to the Holy See.

I felt white, drained of blood, cared for, purified. Peaceful.

It is good to know our universe. What is new is only new to us.

Conspiracy nut, leftist, madman. These are terms of dismissal so you don't have to listen to the argument. It would be healthier and more fun to hear what someone has to say.

Anybody who doesn't have a scandal I have no interest in meeting because they haven't lived their lives.