Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you’re his second choice, don’t make him your first.

Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

To me, the words “food” and “guilt” didn’t belong in the same sentence unless, say, you were referring to how you felt about the starving children in Africa.

The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Year.” Well when you put it like that it didn’t sound like such an accomplishment.

The entire partying lifestyle was superficial in my experience, and most of my friendships were as deep as a shot glass and as short-lived as a pack of cigarettes.

Lesson learned: If you’re already resorting to writing shitty poetry (not the lovey-dovey kind) to get your guys attention within one month of meeting him, he is not the one.

The world is a dangerous place, but there is no better world. Remember every one of us is responsible to make the world a joyful place.

Protect me from my friendsI can take care of my enemies

Any time I get to spend with you alone, away from school and the pressures of classes and stuff I’ve gotta do, is you spoiling me. Seriously, Mikey. All I need is you.

Ladies love me I'm on my cool J

The theological systems of men and schools of men are determined always by the character of their ideal of Christ, the central fact of the Christian system.

Trump was the logical outcome of the Republican's irrational, racialized backlash to Obama that had utterly come to dominate the party's thinking.

The best thing to do with water is to use a lot of it.

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

Fear is natural. Be with it.

I wanna piss on his head, I want his family dead.