Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

The harder I work, the luckier I become.

The valiant never taste of death but once.

Learned helplessness is the giving-up reaction, the quitting response that follows from the belief that whatever you do doesn't matter.

The world's very small when you don't have anywhere to go.

Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.

Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.

The writer's greed is appalling. He wants, or seems to want, everything and practically everybody, in another sense, and at the same time, he needs no one at all.

I need to be more consistent about taking care of myself no matter how busy I am.

The truth is, we [women] live like bats, or owls, labor like beasts, and die like worms.

I can't give up. It's a rap thang. And I ain't goin back to the crack game.