Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The only justification in the use of force is to reduce the amount of force necessary to be used.

I've been in this business my whole life. I'm pretty bulletproof as far as being hurt.

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds.

The 10% between 90% done to 100% done takes most of the time, causes most of the stress, but is all of the value.

I really believe I'm right. So, tell me, where am I wrong?

It often happens that a man develops a deeper love and friendship with his pet cat or dog than he does with most of the other humans in his life.

What gods are there, what gods have there ever been, that were not from man's imagination?

The price for sitting and watching game shows and betting on lottery is that the vast majority of the viewers will never become rich

I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.

I go to temple a lot less than I would like because when I do, people still look at me as if they think it's a publicity stunt.