Let me play a Man in a scene.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Alma had been falling in love with a crazy terrier that thought “stay” mean to take off like a rocket. Gaby knew he’d already taken off with Alma’s heart.

What we have most to fear is failure of the heart.

It's no wonder there is a mad scramble for victim status on many campuses today. It confers authority and prestige.

Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table.

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

God is light; in him there is no darkness at all.

Treat every moment of your life with Divine respect. Love passionately your God-given miraculous life.

It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'.

With our next generation hardware, polygon rendering will probably be an area we'll get more heavily into.

Have you ever heard the phrase, it is better to keep your mouth closed and have people wonder if you are stupid than open it and remove all doubt? (Hakim al Harbi)