Let me read you some of my poetry. My poetry just takes me to another level.

You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw you down and make some love to you right here and now.

I've traveled around the world and made love with many satisfied women. So I decided to share my story.

Everything I've always done has been for the sole purpose of increasing my lovemaking output. A lot of guys won't admit that, but I do. I just want to make love.

Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking.

I always thought eating was a ridiculous activity anyway. I'd get out of it myself if I could, though you've got to do it to stay alive, they tell me.

I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.

A smooth sea never made a skilled marine.

But to me the bottom line is the more education you can give yourself, and the more preparation you can do, the less chance of failing.

it is always easier to do nothing than to try a new line of action.

The word of God is our only standard, and the Holy Spirit our only teacher.

We know where most of the creativity, the innovation, the stuff that drives productivity lies - in the minds of those closest to the work.

Happiness is a Slurpee and a hot pink straw.

Everything they’d been brought up not to do, they could do at a rock-and-roll show.

Ah. In my experience, when people say they don't know whether they love someone, they usually mean no.