Let me tell you, communism does not work! Socialism does not work!

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

You have food?" Winter scolded. "I thought you said you were hungry."I'm hungry for other things besides what I have, " [Clover] argued.

I'm still shy, " I admit, pulling the sleeves over my hands, "and I might always be, I don't know, but I think you can be shy and still feel okay about yourself at the same time.

Laughter is God's blessing.

The next world war will be fought with stones.

There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother... Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

Convictions are the mainsprings of action, the driving powers of life. What a man lives are his convictions.

The shouting and opinion and jokes don't exist if there isn't first a story.

Capitalism started out with a noble and high motive, but like most human systems it fell victim to the very thing it was revolting against.

The more shame, the more clicks. The more clicks, the more advertising dollars.