Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.

Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff

Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.

I have finally become my own genre, and now that's what publishers want. I have a wonderful publisher now, Mulholland, very innovated, very fine people working there.

I think I have broken into the mainstream, and I think that may happen in a broader way, but I want to do it on my own terms, not become a standard producer.

The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion.

They might have been all-right people doing the best they could, but I got to tell you, you got a dead cat lying in your yard you ought to bury it. That’s my motto.

A day without the sun is like you know, night

Only our memories allow that some people ever existed. That they mattered, or mattered too much.

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.

There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable.

Words, words, words! They shut one off from the universe. Three quarters of the time one’s never in contact with things, only with the beastly words that stand for them.

People's behaviors are messages, not a diagnosis because I can no longer discern the world's version of insanity.

Canada is so square even the female impersonators are women.

Condition and guts take over where knowledge and skill end.

It is very unfair in any writer to employ ignorance and malice together, because it gives his answerer double work.

Feelings are like a color chart that God has given us.

What would it take for you to acknowledge that race is an issue? Maybe you don't want to acknowledge that race is an issue.

It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have been better for us-oh infinitely better for us-if the serpent had been forbidden

Unfathomable oceans of grace are in Christ for you. Dive and dive again, you will never come to the bottom of these depths.

Washington is dangerously positioned between two Canadas, Canada Canada and California's Canada, Oregon.