Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.

We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

You don't obtain excellence by doing the bare minimum.

The Bible says that our core problem, the fundamental reason we do what we do, is sin.

Even You-Know-Who can't split himself into seven.

You are a mirror of yourself in others. Whatever you want, give. Be the best reflection of yourself.

Humility is pride in God.

Anyone who's lived has lost somebody.

Afterward, there was some debate as to whether we'd actually "done it properly," which gives you some idea of the awesome skill and artful dexterity of my lovemaking technique.

History remembers only the celebrated, genealogy remembers them all.

Living without Laughing isn't living. Be silly. Be honest. Be Kind.

I want to have a movie where people's eyes are glued to the screen, not when they're running from the screen.