Let's be clear, I'm a strong woman.

Never assume someone is smarter than you.

All I ever wanted to do was be able to pay my rent.

It doesn’t matter what anybody else thinks of your life. All that matters is what you think of it, and what you decide to make of it.

I'm always in my pajamas, unless I know for a fact that people are taking my picture.

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.

I like to look nice, but I'm not marketing being beautiful.

I have the most beautiful daughter in the world and I'm grateful for her.

You cannot show people only the petals and not the thorns. It's not fair to them.

I realized that there are no certainties in life. You can't manipulate fate.

Faith, culture, structure and guidance are good things.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love.

Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?

Dreck is dreck and no amount of fancy polish is going to make it anything else.

A half-educated physician is not valuable. He thinks he can cure everything.

Formerly, people used to grieve over the departed, but in our days they grieve over the survivors.

Most people don't realize turkeys are friendly, they're social, they're loyal, they have emotions.

I've read some scripts, but I don't read as many books as I should.

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.

Theology is to religion what poisons are to food.

The ingredients of happiness are so simple that they can be counted on one hand. Happiness comes from within, and rests most securely on simple goodness and clear conscience.