Let's bring back grandmothers! A real family consists of three generations. It's time Americans stopped worrying about interference and being a burden on the children and regrouped under one roof.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

I wasn't used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn't known that before; I thought I was just short.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Happiness is a perceptual reality, not an absolute certainty.

I think love and hate intertwine far too much for humanity's own good, yet we choose to compare them like vinegar and water.

A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.

However far back you go you will find all experiences linked by slender threads.

I started getting letters from college in the tenth grade.

I do regard spinning and weaving as a necessary part of any national system of education.

The most important medicine is tender love and care.

I lost my dad when I was younger, and I know what its like to lose a beloved parent.

We don‘t have faith that #freedom works. We have evidence.

Conceit in weakest bodies works the strongest.