Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Because it works it doesn't mean it is necessary right. One can be sincerely and successfully wrong~Dad to his son (Psalms 37:7)

Honesty is my true nature, but if people wants to use it that is their nature. - Abhinav Rajput

where oh where, in what cemetery of the heavens do the tender words of lovers rest when they love no more? (Searching for author)

An inability (or reduced ability) to empathise is not the same as an inability to love. Love is a powerful feeling for another person, often defying logic.

Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause there's good deeds and then there's good intentions. They are as far apart as Heaven and Hell.

You feel the way you do right now because of the thoughts you are thinking at this moment.

Urge him with truth to frame his fair replies And sure he will for Wisdom never lies.

It doesn't hurt me unless I interpret its happening as harmful to me. I can choose not to.

To me, theater is the mecca; if you really love to act, that's where it's the most fun, by a long shot.

No, I like being a role model because I know how much comfort my musical idols brought me.