Let’s face it, life is trivial, and my guess is that dying imparts very little wisdom on those in process.

Beware the dark pool at the bottom of our hearts. In its icy, black depths dwell strange and twisted creatures it is best not to disturb.

Err, sorry Father Abbot. I tripped y'see. Trod on my Abbot, Father Habit. Oh dear, I mean....

Equality is treating everyone the same. But equity is taking differences into account, so everyone has a chance to succeed.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

Lord, I ascribe it to thy grace,And not to chance as others do,That I was born of Christian race,And not a Heathen, or a Jew.

Those only obtain love, for the most part, who seek it not.

I try to make everyone around me feel comfortable.

Everything that has befallen you happened simply cause it crossed your mind.

Pirate historians have now discovered social history, the branch of history which in the last two decades or so has been the most dynamic and inventive, in both senses of the word.

I'm a person who really doesn't dwell on the past.