Let's face it: men do a lot of things in the workplace that women just don't do.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

In fact, the socialization gives us the tools to fill our evolutionary roles. They are our building blocks.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

The weakness of men is the facade of strength; the strength of women is the facade of weakness.

Hazing is both testing and training to subordinate self to the team.

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.

If women had to promise to provide for a man for a lifetime before he removed his veil and showed her his smile, would we think of this as a system of female privilege?

Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.

I define power as control over ones life. A balanced life is far superior to the male definition of power: earning money someone else spends while he dies sooner.

When women are at the height of their beauty power and exercise it, we call it marriage. When men are at the height of their success power and exercise it, we call it a mid-life crisis.

You can, if you believe you can.

Sharing is sometimes more demanding than giving.

As writers, the world is not about individual expression entirely because we are producing works of literature and getting them out into the world.

Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used.

You do have an effect on the universe. If you think positive thoughts, if you are happy and progressive, then that energy affects everyone on the whole planet, in subtle ways, perhaps, but it does.

Most Australians who've got an ear can do an American accent because we grow up listening to them on television and in movies.

Silly boy, you got so much to live for, so much to aim for, so much to try for.

I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data".

An affected laugh shows lack of self-respect in a man and lewdness in a woman. It is carelessness to go about with one's hands inside the slits in the sides of his hakama.

Without a doubt, Eddie Van Halen is the greatest guitar player who has ever lived.