Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are laws on the books, but absent enforcement, there are too many accidents.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, leave the rest to God.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation.

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

And I can't be running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight.

As Christians, we call ourselves people of faith, but how much practical faith do we really have?

I was always able to descend the uphills of my life faster than I could ascend its downhills.‬

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works.

I conclude that there is as much sense in nonsense as there is nonsense in sense.

No man is wise enough to be another man's master. Each man's as good as the next -- if not a damn sight better.

There is more sexism in a year's worth of movies than actually exists in a woman's entire lifetime.

I consider myself to be first and foremost a comic writer. The way I entertain myself - especially in those long and grim hours in the office - is to write stuff I find funny.

What is the difference between burning and gassing people in ovens and doing it to a whole nation out in the open?

Love is the natural condition of all experience before thought has divided it into a multiplicity and diversity of objects, selves and others.