Let's face it some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

As one cat said to another: Birthdays are like fur balls - the more you have the more you gag.

What I find powerful is a person withthe confidence to be her own self.

I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason.

My work is more important than I am. I'm just some guy.

I'm petrified of bees because I have an anaphylactic reaction to bees.

I understand that postmodern literature probably means people like DeLillo, The Fiction Collective, but I don't get it that those writers are really influenced by postmodern theorists.

I am half a man, holy Jesus, what a drag.

It's pretty hard to have faith when everybody is trying to lock you up.

Nobody has ever seen an electron. Nor a thought. You can't see a thought, you can't measure, weigh, nor taste it- but thoughts are the most real things in the Galaxy.

I'm not an introvert. I'm media shy.

I consider the integrity of the material to be of greater value than any message I might want to get across.