Let's give discredit where discredit is due.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

True love is deep spiritual affection.

Each person you meet influences your mental universe in a way that has the potential to make a substantial impact upon the causality of the intellectual development of an entire species.

It was the only act of rebellion I knew—to be worthy of such an insult as “butterfly.

did time exist before we could count it

the secret to happiness is counting your blessings while others are adding up their troubles.

To bring up a child in the way he should go travel that way yourself once in a while.

The path may not be left for an instant. If it could be left, it would not be the path.

I think with new president Chris Pook of CART, he is very active and strong.

Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.

Ends and beginnings—there are no such things. There are only middles.