Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.

But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.

When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.But laughing is exactly what I did.

But before he could either comfort me or commit further acts of violence upon my person, I spun away from him and made my drama queen moment complete by running away.

I salute your level of patience if you watch these daily soaps. I cannot kill because there's not enough space for graveyards.

How do you trust a government whose people are proved to be untrustworthy?

When you make it to the top, turn and reach down for the person behind you.

To use many words to communicate few thoughts is everywhere the unmistakable sign of mediocrity. To gather much thought into few words stamps the man of genius.

She couldn’t help wondering if that was how one made the decision to forgive or not. If letting go hurt more than accepting someone’s mistakes.

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said seventy times seven. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.

Courage does not panic; it prays. Courage does not bemoan; it believes. Courage does not languish; it listens

Believe and create is a basic fact of successful living.

Never underestimate the potential for human stupidity when wealth and power are at stake.

Social Security is a tax.