Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

You are not permitted to suffer what others suffer, you are not permitted to fail or die young.

My beauty icons are women whose images are self-created.

Giving builds loyal customers and turns those customers into supporters...You can find passion and profit and meaning all at once, right now.

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?

It’s not about how much pressure you put on, it’s how good you are at taking it off.

skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author.

We are closer to the ants than to the butterflies. Very few people can endure much leisure.

Mozart didn't have Pro Tools, but he did a pretty good job.

The problem with K-12 education is socialism and the solution is capitalism.

Was insanity just a matter of dropping the act?